OKAY!
so it turns out beloved North Star born Actor and total hunk Neil Keelson struggled with the disease known as "Black Lung" during the Blacklung outbreak in the 2090s. Luckily he pulled through and made a quick recovery and was able to play Benji Killjoy in the cinematic period piece classic Nickle Ben. According to SOME people, Nickle Ben is nothing more than "dogshit covered cardboard", Well my erroneous adversary, I beg to differ. The fact that Neil Keelson was able to play Benji in the first place is a testament to his dedication to the art. The story of Nickle Ben is one that harkens back to the ages of heroism and conquest. Killjoy's journey to find his missing cousin amidst a conquered Aeromouth. in fact, a direct parallel to the director, Kenny Nilford's battle with substance abuse in his early 20's.
Sure the historical accuracy may not be on point (Believe me, I've gotten an earful from other, more history inclined friends) But it helps secure its place in the pseudo-surrealist movement in cinema around the turn of the century.
My point is that Kenny Nilford's Nickle Ben is a masterpiece of 2090's pseudo-surrealist filmmaking and should NEVER be called "dogshit covered cardboard"
(It looks like my Intro to film criticism class I took is paying off :0)
ooo bad take alert
ReplyDeleteso apparently verbally abusing his makeup artist and assaulting a cameraman is "a testament to his dedication to the art"?? okayyy
like he wasn't the worst part of that garbage fire, but his performance definitely was not it lmao
shit performance and even shitter personality
i like almost feel bad for kenny, he had a good idea for a movie, a shame that literally everything went to crap the moment everything went into production
the cinematography was decent and it was the best part
I understand we are all very passionate on this issue, but may we please be civil about the situation?
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