So the other day I couldn't help but rewatch Doormat (for like, the 50th time). It's a rom-com/road trip movie starring Neil Keelson! (AKA Burt Langmere from Pinched!!!) Anyway, after watching it again and again and again, I couldn't help but realize he looked sort of different from his appearance on Pinched, I know the movie was filmed 2 years after the final season but he just sorta looks more jaded and f-ed up.
I wonder what happened to the guy?
If anyone knows, do tell! (I'm a big fan)
Starla, he survived getting Ink Lung, that's why he looks so much rougher. After Pinched ended in 2093 he caught it in dirty Krisovaka. His immune system was literally, literally, LITERALLY slowly dying.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong Lu-gal, he still looks like a total stud before AND after, it's just that he looks a bit more, dying-y :P. Also what's Inklung? Can't be that bad can it?
ReplyDeletei mean, having liquid filling up your lungs is bad to begin with so imagine that but liek, 2000x worse
ReplyDeletenvm more like 20x times worse, so you weren't really that wrong, it can -- in fact -- get worse :D
ReplyDeleteSlyerne you commented twice in a row, why?
ReplyDeletefuck off lemme do what i want :P
DeleteOHHH it's that! Yeah having your lungs full of stuff could be pretty rough :P Good thing Neil is okay <3 ;)
ReplyDeleteyeah... okay
DeleteI mean, it made him suitable to play Benji Killjoy in Nickle Ben, another great movie! Sometimes in order to be an actor, you have to make some sacrifices! :D
DeleteUh oh
DeleteOKAY first off lindsay, what of Neil's preformance go "huh, PEAK cinema" and start clapping like a drone??? i mean COME ON, of that dumpster fire of a movie, you think what he did was anything he did in it was ANYTHING other than literal dogshit covered cardboard?
Delete1.) Benji Killjoy was effectively the most nothing character ive seen in media over the past decade, its soo fucking stupid. i literally almost died in the movie theatre from cringe after hearing him say the phrase "its kill or be killed, zack..." ooo spookyy -- then he dies like two seconds afterwards and the movie ends
2.) Renth Altro was supposed to play Benny Killjoy and im almost sure that he wouldve singlehandedly saved Nickle Ben, but because Neil decided to stick his nose in some corporate ass he got the role. did you see his preformance in Sickii?? the fucker got two awards for that preformance -- the way i see it, Neil is just an attention seeking asskisser who steals roles from smaller, more dedicated actors
this is a reoccuring issue dude
have you not been like paying attention to the news or something btw? ppl have been coming out with allegations against him and its like... super bad, so tbh im not that upset
but hey, thats just me
Sly, please calm down, its a simple movie.
DeleteITS NOT TO ME ITS A CRIME AGAINST LIFE AND CINEMA ITSELF
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