AUDIO LOG

 

Dream Log.

 Figured I'd start a dream log to keep track of my dreams when I go into sleep during travel.

This one was super cool but cut short because Lu-gal accidently almost started a system-wide war in MY comments section.

Anyway so It was about NICKLE BEN. It was so real! There I was! In the fields of Aeromouth, the city on fire, the sound of old-style planes overhead. And there he was, Neil Keelson *dreamy sigh* He picked me off my feet, literally, and we were like flying! it was crazy!!! and then I woke up to my notifications going off (whoops :P)

ADDRESSING THE ALLEGATIONS

 OKAY!

so it turns out beloved North Star born Actor and total hunk Neil Keelson struggled with the disease known as "Black Lung" during the Blacklung outbreak in the 2090s. Luckily he pulled through and made a quick recovery and was able to play Benji Killjoy in the cinematic period piece classic Nickle Ben. According to SOME people, Nickle Ben is nothing more than "dogshit covered cardboard", Well my erroneous adversary, I beg to differ.  The fact that Neil Keelson was able to play Benji in the first place is a testament to his dedication to the art. The story of Nickle Ben is one that harkens back to the ages of heroism and conquest. Killjoy's journey to find his missing cousin amidst a conquered Aeromouth. in fact, a direct parallel to the director, Kenny Nilford's battle with substance abuse in his early 20's. 

Sure the historical accuracy may not be on point (Believe me, I've gotten an earful from other, more history inclined friends) But it helps secure its place in the pseudo-surrealist movement in cinema around the turn of the century. 

My point is that Kenny Nilford's Nickle Ben is a masterpiece of 2090's pseudo-surrealist filmmaking and should NEVER be called "dogshit covered cardboard"

(It looks like my Intro to film criticism class I took is paying off :0)

Neil Keelson botox???

 So the other day I couldn't help but rewatch Doormat (for like, the 50th time). It's a rom-com/road trip movie starring Neil Keelson! (AKA Burt Langmere from Pinched!!!) Anyway, after watching it again and again and again, I couldn't help but realize he looked sort of different from his appearance on Pinched, I know the movie was filmed 2 years after the final season but he just sorta looks more jaded and f-ed up. 

I wonder what happened to the guy? 

If anyone knows, do tell! (I'm a big fan)